(Sung to the tune of Silver Bells)
Walking sidewalks, city sidewalks,
In her leather and heels,
In my pants there’s a feeling of stiffness,
Her name is Bambi, and it may be,
That tonight I might catch,
A face full of Bambi’s nice snatch.
Whips and chains, whip and chains,
In BDSM there’s no pity.
Beat me lame, I just came,
My only pleasure is pain.
Pairs of handcuffs, do me real rough,
Make me grovel and scream,
As hot wax dripping down gives me pleasure.
Tie me up tight, tease me just right,
Put my ball gag right in,
Even with it you’ll still hear me say.
Crush my balls, make me crawl,
In BDSM there’s no pity,
Singe my pubes, use no lube,
Bambi please make me your slave.
Walking sidewalks, city sidewalks,
In her leather and heels,
In my face she’s snapping a horse whip,
Her name is Bambi, and it may be,
That tonight I might seek,
That woman who leaves me so meek.