(Sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
And a case of cold beer.
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin,
Good tidings of Christmas, and a case of cold beer.
Now bring us some jello shooters,
Now bring us some jello shooters,
Now bring us some jello shooters,
And a keg of cold beer.
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin,
Good tidings of Christmas, and a case of cold beer.
We won’t go until we get drunk,
We won’t go until we get drunk,
We won’t go until we get drunk,
On a full keg of beer.
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin,
Good tidings of Christmas, and a case of cold beer.
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
And a case of cold beer.
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin,
Good tidings of Christmas, and a case of cold beer.
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
We wish you a drunken Christmas,
And a case of cold beer.