(Sung to the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa)
<Spoken> Wow, Mommy’s Fucking Santa Claus
I saw Mommy fucking Santa Claus,
On top of all my presents last night,
She didn’t see me stare,
At her legs up in the air,
She thought that no one could hear
Santa groaning like a bear.
Then I saw Mommy blowing Santa Claus,
He gripped her hair and called her a slut,
He gave me a couple winks,
And asked about her kinks,
Mommy said she was cool with the butt.
<Spoken> I did, I really did see Mommy deep throating Santa and I’m going to need some therapy.
Then I saw him spurt his load on my Mom,
His pubes were all long and snowy white,
Oh I wish it was a dream,
Seeing Santa shoot his cream,
Mommy was on the naughty list that night.
Oh I wish it was a dream,
Seeing Santa shoot his cream,
Mommy was on the naughty list that night.
<Spoken> I did, I really saw Santa give Mommy a pearl necklace. You gotta believe me. You just gotta. That dirty mother fucker.