(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Splashing in my gash,
In a one horse open sleigh,
My parents think he’s trash,
But I think he’s okay!
I think I understand,
The tinsel in my hair,
But why does he have mistletoe,
Inside his underwear?
Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle to and fro,
Watching all the kiddies,
Eating yellow snow.
Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle against me.
Why don’t you come over here,
And jingle balls on me?