(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Flashing through the snow,
In an open beige trench coat,
Through the town we go,
Horny as a goat.
Hee, hee, hee.
Bells on my balls ring,
Making me excite.
Oh what fun it is to flash,
The folks at the bar tonight.
Oh jingle balls,
Jingle balls,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to flash,
So horny for a lay, ay.
Jingle balls,
Jingle balls,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to flash,
So horny for a lay.