(Sung to the tune of Joy to the World)
Joy to the world, I’ve finally come,
He’s finally met my needs,
It took him awhile,
but I’m finally done,
It’s time to bust his nut,
It’s time to bust his nut,
It’s time, it’s time to bust his nut.
Woe to the world, he cannot come,
He drank too much whiskey,
It’s starting to get rough,
god I’ve had enough,
Just get off of me,
Just get off of me,
Hurry up fucker, and get off of me.
Joy to the world, he finally came,
I can finally fall asleep,
Oh god he wants to talk,
this is so very lame,
I’m getting in to deep,
I’m getting in to deep,
He’s clingy and I’m getting in too deep.
Damn all the world, the condom broke,
Proper usage is the key,
The thought of me a mother,
seems like a joke,
Let’s buy some plan-B,
Let’s buy some plan-B,
Please hurry, and let’s buy some plan-B.