(Sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus)
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, he ain’t fucking around,
He’s got a glock and he’s pissed off, going to hunt you fuckers down.
He is tired of all our shit, he’s ready for a fight,
So fill out your will and say your prayers, Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, old bastards mad as shit,
He thinks we’re all lousy fucks and we’re all on the naughty list,
Try and hide he will find you, there is no where to go,
So jump in bed and cover your head, cause Santa Claus wants you dead.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, he’s planning every hit.
He’s specially trained all his reindeer to cover your house with shit,
You will hear his jingle jangle, as you pee with fright,
So say goodbye feel free to weep, because Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, slipping right down the flue,
If you think maybe you’ll escape, you ain’t got a fucking clue,
Feel his hot and milky breath, on the back of your head,
Go ahead and cry, no new sunrise, cause Santa Claus wants you dead.