Oh Everclear

(Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Everclear, oh Everclear,
You make me stagger and weave.
Oh Everclear, oh Everclear,
You make me choke and heave.

My eyes are blind, they cannot see,
My knees they buckle under me.
Oh Everclear, oh Everclear,
What would I do without thee?

Oh toilet bowl, oh toilet bowl,
You’re the only one who understands me,
Oh toilet bowl, oh toilet bowl,
You’re oh so cool beside me,

And when I hear that flushing sound,
I know my vomit’s underground,
Oh toilet bowl, oh toilet bowl,
You’re the only one who understands me.