(Sung to the tune of Feliz Navidad)
Police stopped my car,
Police stopped my car,
Police made me stop,
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up.
Police stopped my car,
Police stopped my car,
Police made me stop,
Stand on one foot and touch my nose.
They want to wish me a sober Christmas,
They want to wish me a sober Christmas,
They say they just want to make sure,
I have no open bottles in my car.
They want to wish me a sober Christmas,
They want to wish me a sober Christmas,
Handcuffed my hands behind my back,
Just for driving home from the bar.
Police stopped my car,
Police stopped my car,
Police made me stop,
Get out, and recite the whole alphabet.
Police stopped my car,
Police stopped my car,
Police made me stop,
Got really mad when I puked on their shoes.
They want to wish me a sober Christmas,
They want to wish me a sober Christmas,
Now I will spend my New Years Eve,
Trying to get my license back.