(Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
O doc I got a failing cock,
It’s more like jello than a rock,
I’ve tried to get it really stiff,
I’ve rubbed and stroked and twisted it.
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
I have for you an elixir,
Cialis will help you fuck her,
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
O doc I’ve got an open sore,
Makes oral sex a nasty chore,
My partners run away from me,
A blistering sore is all they see.
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
I have Famvir, so now they’ll lick,
The part of you that once was sick,
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
O doc I’ve got a rotten cock,
It’s pretty close to falling off,
I’m not the man I used to be,
It hurts so bad when I pee.
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
For you I have some Leviquin,
Soon you’ll be back to committing sin,
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
O doc I have a smelly snatch,
Like old fish from last year’s catch,
The boy they won’t go down on me,
And my pee smells oniony.
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.
Try some douche, spring time fresh,
To cover up your nasty stench,
O doctor please, prescribe for me,
Something to cure my misery.