(Sung to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)
O come all ye perverts,
Come and have an orgy,
O come ye, o come ye, on people galore,
Come on a stranger,
Make sure they’re not your sister.
O come let us enjoy you,
O come let us enjoy you,
O come let us enjoy you,
Just jump right in.
O moan out our praises,
Moan in exultation,
O bimbos, o wankers, rolling on the floor,
Ride us whether girl or lad,
Unless of course you are our dad.
O come let us enjoy you,
O come let us enjoy you,
O come let us enjoy you,
Just jump right in.
O call for a breather,
God I’ve pulled a hammy,
Bring me a Gatorade and pass it around,
Things have gotten drastic,
We should’ve laid down plastic,
O come let us enjoy you,
O come let us enjoy you,
O come let us enjoy you,
Just jump right in.