(Sung to the tune of Sleigh Ride)
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
Come on and tell me whether I can link ‘em together with you.
I need a hot slit mommy to slip my salami into,
I must be over eager, cause even your beaver will do!
Get it up, get it in, in and out, let’s go.
Your ass is too slow,
Start hopping like a rabbit in the snow,
Here it comes, spurting out, here it comes my dear,
Hot jizz in your ear,
I know it’s not easy for you hanging from that chandelier.
I need a new position for sperm worm fishing with you,
I want to jam my putz and both of my nuts in your shoe,
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
C’mon it would be pleasant to pump my present in you!
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
Come on and tell me whether I can link ‘em together with you.
I need a hot slit mommy to slip my salami into,
I must be over eager, cause even your beaver will do!
Get it up, get it in, in and out, let’s go.
Your ass is too slow,
Start hopping like a rabbit in the snow,
Here it comes, spurting out, here it comes my dear,
Hot jizz in your ear,
I know it’s not easy for you hanging from that chandelier.
I need a new position for sperm worm fishing with you,
I want to jam my putz and both of my nuts in your shoe,
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
C’mon it would be pleasant to pump my present in you!