(Sung to the tune of Do You Hear What I Hear)
Said the poor drunkard to the old skank,
Do you hear what I hear,
Way across the bar you old skank,
Do you hear what I hear,
Last call, last call,
They called out last call,
I need to order one last round,
I need to order one last round.
Said the old skank to the college boy,
Do you think what I think,
I’ll buy you another drink college boy,
Do you think what I think,
Alone, alone,
It’s so dreary to be alone,
I don’t want to be alone tonight,
I don’t want to be alone tonight.
Said the college boy to the hipster douche,
Did you see what I see,
You have to take a look you hipster douche,
Did you see what I see,
My mom, my mom,
She’s old enough to be my mom,
I’ve got to get out of here,
I’ve got to get out of here.
Said the hipster douche to the bartender,
Do you know what I know,
I know you want to know you bartender,
Do you know what I know,
A show, a show,
I know of a late night show,
I’m not going to tell you where.
I’m not going to tell you where.
Answered the bartender to the hipster douche.
<spoken> Fuck off.