(Sung to tune of I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas)
I want him to find my clitoris for Christmas,
Only my clitoris will do,
Don’t want a doll no dinkey tinker toy,
I want my clitoris to be played with and enjoyed!
I want him to find my clitoris for Christmas,
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind do you?
You don’t have to use my dirty chimney flue,
Just bring your face down front,
And play with my lady canoe.
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Twinging with delight,
Oh what a joy what surprise
When I close my eyes,
From so many orgasms that I’m impaired!
He says my clit is hard to find but then
I’ve never had any trouble with a lesbian.
There’s lots of ways to give me a pleasure montage,
Just eat and finger down there and give me a clit massage.
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Twinging with delight
Oh what a joy, what surprise,
When I close my eyes
From so many orgasms that I’m impaired!
I want him to my find my clitoris for Christmas,
Only my clitoris will do,
No cocks required, only cunnilingus,
I just want him to find my clitoris,
And my clitoris wants it too.