(Sung to tune of Winter Wonderland)
Lacy things, the wife is missing,
Didn’t ask for her permission,
I’m wearing her clothes, silk panty hose,
Walking around in women’s underwear.
In the store, there’s a teddy,
Little straps, like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walking around in women’s underwear.
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
We pretend that I am Murphy Brown,
He’ll say are you ready, I’ll say whoa man,
Let’s wait until the wife is out of town.
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna,
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade,
Walking round in women’s underwear.
In the world there’s a lot of people booing,
Lets just pretend that they’re not around,
While angry folks just keep a stewing,
We’ll march in thongs right across the town.
When exposed, ain’t it thrilling,
Fuck these shoes, my feet are killing,
A boa about my neck, my makeups a wreck,
Walking around in women’s underwear.
Walking around in women’s underwear.