(Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)
Scratch your balls and squeeze your dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Tis the time for foolish folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Down we now our beer by barrels,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Then take off your date’s apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la
Line up all in single file,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Drop your keys in the pile,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Jump in before the orgy passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Holes a hole whether lads or lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Cum we now all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la
Who gives a shit about the weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la