(Sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer)
You know Fucker and Cummer
And old Cunnilingus,
Slappy and Pappy
And Lancer and Dingus,
But do you recall, the horniest reindeer of all?
Rudolf the red nosed reindeer,
Used to love the reindeer snatch,
You could always find him,
Searching every bush and thatch.
All of the other reindeer,
Used to love to get a lay,
But Rudolf the horny reindeer,
Had to have it every day.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Sorry Rudolf to be so blunt,
But if you don’t eat no pussy you’ll get no cunt.
Now all the reindeer love him,
And you’ll hear them shout with glee,
Rudolf the horny reindeer,
Won’t you please go down on me.