(Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
Frosty the pervert,
In a trench coat he did go,
To the schoolyard to expose his dick,
And balls made out of snow.
Frosty the pervert,
All the kids he liked to watch,
His dick did grow, as he packed the snow,
On his cold and icy crotch.
There must have been some magic,
When he stroked his icy meat,
Cause Frosty started moaning load,
And it began to sleet.
Frosty the pervert,
Was as glad as he could get,
He threw away his corn cob pipe,
And lit a cigarette.
Down through the village,
With his penis in his hand,
Whacking here and there all around the square,
Screaming catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town,
But ran into the city cop,
But even then he refused to pause,
Until the officer shouted stop.
Frosty the pervert,
Was arrested at that time,
But he got a hand free,
And waved his prick at me,
Screaming jerking it ain’t a crime.
Thumpity thump thump,
Thumpity thump thump,
Look at Frosty go,
Thumpity thump thump,
Thumpity thump thump,
Melting his dick of snow.