(Sung to tune of Carol of the Bells)
One boob is good,
Two boobs are fine,
Three boobs are great,
Four are divine,
Christmas is here,
Bring me a beer,
I know the place,
To stick your face,
Dangle your dong,
Here is a song,
See how they sing,
Rise ding a ling,
One seems to hear,
Crowd give a cheer,
From A to D,
Set them all free,
Jumping around,
Bountiful mounds,
Staring with glee,
All thanks to me,
They all have fits,
Thanks to my tits,
Off goes my top,
Too late to stop!
Motor, motor, motor, motor boating!
Motor, motor, motor boating!
Five boobs are neat,
Six boobs are sweet,
Seven delight,
Eight boobs goodnight,
Hark how they shake,
Make no mistake,
It’s time to say,
Throw bras away,
Christmas is here,
Bring me a beer,
I pour it on,
Now it is gone,
Dangle your dong,
Watch it grow long,
Make no mistake,
Watch how they shake,
We’re having fun,
Pop turkey’s done,
Softer than silk,
Bringer of milk,
Love for my chest,
Fuck all the rest,
Look at you lugs,
Courting my jugs!
Motor, motor, motor, motor boating,
Motor, motor, motor, motor boating!
One boob is good,
Two boobs are fine,
Three boobs are great,
Four are divine.